TRANSCENDENTAL
“Guess what I did last weekend, Gurl!”
This week’s Comedy Vlogs/Blogs title is TRANSCENDENTAL. Oh, LAWD!!! Who comes up with these segment names anyways? They’re Sooo…! RIDICULOUS!!! I guess it’s better than that Grimy Gremlin and their ways of being too insidious. As I was saying and you know I ain’t playing… I started off writing this blog and OMG! Oh. My. God. I had a whole juicy paragraph with lots of alphabetical delights. Ready to be topped with yet another succulent detailed caramelized group of sentences and simmered down to complete perfection. Spoken with such eloquence it would have given anyone a firm erection. Then ALL of a sudden… POOF! Be gone!!! It vanished like Banksy’s the Girl with the Red Balloon… or sad, sad love song. Shredded away like a Nightmare on Elm Tweets victim covered in maroon… or a new born baby fresh from a womb. Well then I went to work, “Cause a Gurls gots to eat you know!” But no not really see, if your a Breatharian you don’t have to eat. NO! NO!
For those of you that don’t know what a Breatharian be might. It is a person who believes that it is possible, through meditation, to reach a level of consciousness where one can get all sustenance from the air or sunlight. In other news tonight…. Sad Spells in Galaxy Make-Believable at Puppet World. Yes. Drama in Puppet World. First of all who cares if Billboards or Emmys are GAY. They look like boys. The only way they came to life is if they gots fisted. They shared a room together. Now I’m no Puppet Thespian but I think that makes them lesbian. Furthermore, who am I to judge. If they like fingers in their fudge. Then take you index finger and smug, rub, and nudge. Didn’t know bout that little trick right there did you now? I didn’t either until I found out myself one day that’s how. And one puppet company is suing another puppet company. Wow. Smh. Ladies and Gentlemen we are in serious trouble if there are ciaos in Puppet World’s bubble.
Now let’s step back from all of which is wack (my personal business). We shall now touch on skin bleaching, first MJ then LK and BonRay but before BlueRay. I’m screaming Dermatology Mayday! Sickness. Can I gets a witness? Hormonal Distractions. Allergic Reactions. Liver Damage. That’s a lot to manage. Cancer. Maybe skin bleaching pills are NOT da answer. These pills unregistered and unregulated can make you feel ill and agitated. I can understand with are new current DICKtator one might want to go a little lighter just to fit in. BUT is conforming to their neo regime any way to win? Also disrupting melanin production can throw many things out of whack. Permanent altering ones appearance means no going back and that’s a fact, Jack! But a person also can have the function of their skin becoming entirely compromised. If you swallow up this medication and gets these side effects then don’t be too surprised.
Now let’s dish it out bout that wretched and ratchet Grimy Gremlin and their notorious, pretentious, and glorious ways. Diabolical down to the hair follicle. You would simple be amazed!!! A slick trick bitch with a quick wit nip followed by a stiff social glitch. And it is JUST that. Like an infectious virus that was placed in my habitat. Imagine that. Imagine that. I was bamboozled and fooled. Once again, by Hard Knock Life I was schooled. By that Grimy Gremlin who took my medication without any hesitation. This was bout as annoying as a severe case of diarrhea or constipation. Narcosis produced unconsciousness brought by drugs. Dysphoria a state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with life. Night Tremors or those H… Y… P… N… I… C… Jerks. Make your body do late night twerks. In the shadows the Grimy Germlin hides and lurk. Barking all of those orders knowing that Grimy Gremlin is not worth two Scottish Merks.
I actually feel bad for the demented scaly wag. In their Hay Day, they were BIG, they were colossal. They had rage and takeover was hostile. Now they are just a relic or a fossil. They are the few and the forgotten like the glove held by Mr. Cochran. With a personality that is ROTTEN. Grimy Gremlin, go let off steam, go pick cotton. Once upon a time before Grimy Gremlin was doing their GRIME they were doing just fine. Long, long ago before their GREAT ego. They used to happy to let go and jive with the flow. Up beat on the Up and Up. But Slo-Moe when it was time to be down tempo. Now I may be Coast Guard Hard. But Grimy Gremlin looks like they joined Cologuard. Once way back when they had class they had style. Now they’re just repulsive and quite vile. But that was before your time my, Dear. Have I made myself quite clear? Ok. Regardless of if you’re straight, bi, or queer!
I’m just sick and tired of bitches always trying to gaslight a hoe don’t you know. Ever have that feeling that you needs to go home and Defunktify that Cooter Faux Pas? Before you go back out and gets shut down by the Fashionista Task Law. Speaking of which the subject IMA bout to switch…. Let’s me just say it’s voting time and your freedom is on the line. EVERYTHANG that OBAMARAMA worked for is bout to be thrown out of the back door. Speaking of which, OBAMARAMA was a very predictable and mundane President if I may say. Now because of Trump-a-Bump-Bump I’m watching White House the Reality Soap Opera everyday. This all reminds me of that one song, “VOTE hooker, VOTE!” “VOTE hooker, VOTE!” “VOTE hooker, VOTE!” “If it’s sunny grab a hat, if it’s cold grab a coat!” “If it’s rainy grab an umbrella and a tote!” “BUT Melanie has a FELONY!” “Just a foot note!”
-Dirty Pour
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