“Guess what I did last weekend, Gurl!”

Dirty Pour – LONELY’S Little Whorehouse brothel maid.

LONELY’S 

“Guess what I did last weekend, Gurl!”

LONELY’S Little Whourehouse. Welcome to LONELY’S Little Whorehouse where our buns are greasy and the meat is tough. THAT beef can also be VERY sour (much like myself) and well believe it or not, DRY (very much like FLAT, cheap, old, stale, champagne). Btw champagne is only produced in Paris, France. Thank you!!! Before last call it’s your chance to do your prance. Give them face as you dance, face them while they glance. Put them in a trance and help them shake off that bad romance. But back to greasy meat and flaky buns cumming out ANY way you could imagine and NOT like you wanted nor expected. Just hope it’s not infected. Sort of like my life which is still effected, been strongly neglected, completely rejected, and undoubtedly TOO hectic.

I must confess and do detest. Knee deep but trying to get outta this MESS!!! I’m saddened…. Where’s my Aladdin? Jasmine gots me real maddened. If I wanted either I could have had them. I NEVER saw myself working in a brothel of a place such as this. NOPE. In fact one of our working gurls keeps telling me to just breathe deep and gets some sleep. Another tells me to drink more water and try a little harder. Maybe I should do both. But just for the record I’m talking bout their advice and not either of them. Besides there’s no telling what those hoes gots or EVEN worse what they don’t. I keep telling myself, I FUCKING quit. This place I OMIT. In this moment still I stay. Day after day after day. Well… I definitely don’t wanna be a working gurl forever.

Why can’t I just live a simple life? Be a dedicated house wife? Earn enough money to slice this strife like a rusty horror knife. Or be discovered by a repeatable talent agency? This is why I rage you see? The struggle is MEGA real to me. Short ended is da DEAL cut to me homie. So is my hair. Now pay your fair. Can’t really say da same for everyone. Guess I’m just home alone. But is this TOO much to ask for? Where did I go wrong? The days be long and go on and on. What did I do in a former past life to deserve this? Cause now I’m REAL pissed. Just recently I posed this question upon one of my co-hoes Miss Ms. She randomly suggested that we must have been serial killers to be punished like this. That came straight from one of our top-notch bitches Blondie herself.

She knows da boulevards are HARD and LONELY’S Little Whore House is even HARDER. I’ll tell you what…. Prepping nut sacks ALL day can be VERY tiring. Fluff Baby, Fluff! Huff Baby Huff! Puff Baby Puff! In and out and out and in again. Always with a smile whether you’re enjoying it or not. Don’t wanna upset da clientele, they may not return. Oh, durn…. GOOD! Cheap bastards. GO HOME back to da trailer or da hood where you’s came from. Where should I begin? Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Please DON’T cum again. Stay away. Go be gay. Idk somewhere else. Curl up with the Mrs. and not me you see. You’ve proven you can’t pay da fee. Isn’t that what the wifey’s for anyways? Oh, gee!!!! Order her to lather your buns and heat-up your beef tips on her grill to get your thrill you feel?

This kitchen’s CLOSED whether liked or opposed. For you, I’m done touching my toes. If you’re sober or dosed. Besides, tossing your salad IS extra and not included with secret sauce concentrated or undiluted. OK that’s enough!!! NEXT subject. I have better thangs to talk about than THAT Shit Show Rodeo! Likes my homegurl who recently posted a pic of herself. Now I had to call a BITCH out! Don’t be posting no pics if you don’t want this hoe-to-day trick coming at you REAL thick. Like the flame from a brand new Bic. Now my gurl did look cute in her faux-toe don’t you know. HOWEVER, it was fake from daybreak. She was posted up in front of a pool. But trust Mamma didn’t raise no fool (she just married one, hun)! Posing like she owns her own mansion. She’s just flashing and flodging that Samsung.

So no mansion nor no pool otherwise I would be over there RIGHT now. FOWL! I told her that her pic MUST be digitally enhanced and the authenticity had no chance. She needs to take it down. Probably fooling with Russians round town. They’ll gets you in trouble and I mean on da double. Don’t mean to BUST no bubble. BUT what da FUCK…?! Yes, for another minute Ima run this dick suck up a muck. Relentless like a young buck. She’s looking like one of those rap star’s gurlfriends. YUCK! Becky look at her butt. Make me wanna up-chuck. My day just went super skunk. Take my nerves and make them go slam dunk. Put me in a real nasty BAD funk. Guess I just needs to chill. Maybe go grab me a VEGAN meal. As long as no one is copping a feel. Now don’t have me come take the wheel. Well, that’s all the dirt I’ll spill. I just took me a Happy Pill.

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