BLACKOUT

“Guess what I did last weekend, Gurl!”

Wouldn’t YOU like to know… only problem is I too would like to know hoe. I’m a little slow don’t you know. Can’t remember a DAMN thang. We’re talking BLACKOUT! BANG! ZANG! None the less, still kicking! Like that GMO chicken you was licking, smacking, slurping, picking and scroungy dipping!!!! Your table manors and taste, I am through with ALL of it Boo. In fact I smell doodoo, like Tricky Mirage says I’m shitting on your whole life, you yes, you. Anyways my little rant just took a Tootle Lou. Well did everyone have a swell Labor Day? Lord knows I did with THIS potential rheumatoids in my ankle regions wanting me tore every which way! My feet swoll up Sooo… bad you’d think it was Sunny Sandals without any ice pack to keep that swelling back. Raw. Red. & Wrecked is the title of my Autobiography I’m working on. You know a gurl these days gots to stay busy & be STRONG. Try to keep a BITCH down BUT not for long!!!

1. a failure of electrical power supply.ss

   “due to a power blackout, their hotel was in total darkness”

   synonyms:

   power failure, power outage, brownout “there must have been a blackout—all the clocks are blinking”

   • a period when all lights must be turned out or covered to prevent them being seen by the enemy during an air raid.

     “people found it difficult to travel in the blackout”
   • dark curtains put up in windows to cover lights during an air raid.
   • a moment in the theater when the lights on stage are suddenly turned off.
2. a suppression of information, especially one imposed on the media by government.

   “there is a total information blackout on minority interests”

   synonyms:

   suppression, silence, censorship, gag order, reporting restrictions “a news blackout”

   • a period during which a particular activity is prohibited.

     “there are no blackout days during the travel period”
3. a temporary loss of consciousness.
   “she was suffering from blackouts”

   synonyms:

   fainting spell, faint, loss of consciousness, passing out, swoon, collapse; syncope “he had a blackout”

    

Now even though someone who has a BLACKOUT can be a hilarious sight to see, however this can also be a VERY dangerous and a VERY deadly EXPERIENCE as well. As stated above there are three types of a BLACKOUT. Which is 1. Electrical Failure; 2. Government Censorship; 3. Consciousness Loss. Either way any or all of these come with a cost. For instance Maria caused between $30 Million to $90 Million in damages during Puerto Rico’s BLACKOUT toss. The O’Jamma  administration has used the Freedom of Information Act to increase rather than decrease government secrecy. In 2013, it increased use of exemptions to bar release of requested files by 22% over the previous year, according an analysis by the Associated Press. Messy. Messy. The government fully denied or redacted large portions of files in 36% of the 704,394 requests submitted. Let’s not gets started on Trump-a-Bump-Bumps and his fake news BLACKOUT.

Our third BLACKOUT lies in losing your state of consciousness to the point of not being in control of your actions nor being perceptive of the things round you. Or where you BLACKOUT completely to the point of no return, Boo. Ass up, thong keeping your ankles warm while YOU are thru. Only thang going to pull you back together is ALL of the King’s horsemen & ALL of da King’s men with cement glue. Just make sure that they don’t circle jerk you once you’re ALL brand new & ready to do the do. Besides ALWAYS being White Gurl Wasted is becoming a little tasteless. Nonetheless. On a serious note a BLACKOUT can also lead to RAPE, robbery, or even DEATH. Come on LADIES, it’s Home Gurl Season & Buddy System is GREAT for the HEALTH! A friend & family safety network is just as POWERFUL as a high end security system of the wealth.

SISTERHOOD & BRO-CODE When a BLACKOUT Level 3 occurs Bro-code & Sisterhood should be in FULL effect! 1.If you come together leave together, NO sweat. 2. Can’t wake them up but their life may be in danger then you become the Urban Ranger Vet. Dial 911 or take then to a Hospital EVEN if it’s your fault. Strait up. Legit. Drop them off at the ER and hall ass I mean REAL far REAL fast till you almost run outta gas. Be a Mother Fucking Hero and NOT a Sorry Ass Zero. If you’re out & about roll in packs with fully charged tasers & cellys. CHEERIO! NEVER leave a drink unattended. Have a code between bros only you two know what each other is saying but NO one else is. Fun has ended. Any verbal fights before night ends must be amended. No pun intended. Get it?! If you feel you’ve been unwillingly drugged and/or raped report it. You could be someone’s hero or heroine and be proud of what you did. And EVERYONE who gives fraud accusations, go to HELL!

-Dirty Pour

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